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Hey, Street Fighter 4! [Aug. 26th, 2008|02:34 pm]
Yeah, I finally got the chance to play it...



It was fun while it lasted! Also...

- Rock Band 2's dirty little (and money saving) secret.
- Once again, New York City is without an electronics show.
- And how I shouldn't have said down with tits.
- Best Japanese female prison flick ever!
- Even the television psychic says I need to get my own show.
- God, fuck Park Slope parents.
- And God bless real-deal, hipster free backyard wrestling.



- Geometry Wars 2 is surprisingly awesome!
- Katie's got a new favorite movie of all time!
- And Night Flight is apparently returning! YES.

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=608
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Step Aerobics With Hitler [Aug. 19th, 2008|03:10 am]
Let's see...

- Food poisoning and me go hand in hand sometimes.
- Finally got Wii Fit!
- Also finally got my hands of GTA4 (lulz), Burnout Paradise (which ain't half bad), Braid (simply amazing), and Dino Crisis 3 (simply bullshit).
- So... whatever happened to Spready Bear, anyway?
- And that's why Joel left Mystery Science Theater 3000?!
- Trust me, the idea of a movie featuring a junkie turned turkey that lusts for blood that's financed by Christians sounds much cooler than it really is.
- My last day in Japan, via DVD format!
- I sure do love our new cat, but it sure is stupid.
- Some new installments of UNLUCKY are on the way!
- As is a possible video game zine?
- And no i am 8-bit pics, but at least I have some primo furry con photos on the way.
- Finally, have I ever mentioned the time I was asked by Miramax to come up with a video game based on Shaolin Soccer?





... And so much for shorter entries!

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=607
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"NICE PEACE!!!" [Aug. 8th, 2008|05:47 pm]
Wanna see my move my fat ass to the upcoming cheerleading game for the Wii, We Cheer? Here ya go...



Also gave Wii Music a spin, and it's alright I guess. Plus...

- Kenji Eno is the fucking man.
- Hey, so there really IS going to be a Jet Set Radio for the Wii!
- It's kinda strange that I'm so ga-ga for Suda 51's work considering how much I loathe Killer 7, huh?
- The clone war I will give two shits about is the one involving Mila Jovovich.
- I had no idea that Gunstar Heroes for the Game Gear was so fucking awesome.
- And Samus is in Fatal Frame 4! Kinda.



- Hey, its how to play Soul Calibur 4, the manga!



- Check out these neat-o Space Invaders threads...





- Fanboys basically get what they deserve.
- And the future as predicted in 1975 is remarkably spot-on.
- Will hipsters be the end of us all?
- The ten best minutes of your life.
- And did anyone figure out what that dead monster in Long Island was all about?
- Crazy people on the subway, via poetry form.
- And if you think this is nuts, wait till you see the rest of it...



... And so much more! But one more thing; i am 8-bit 2008 kicks off next week...



... Yet I don't have anyone on-hand to take pics. So if you or anyone you know is interested (and has done stuff like this before), please drop me a line at matt at fort90 . com and we can discuss details. Thanks!

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=606
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“THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER! ...THIS IS THE WORST GAME EVER!” [Aug. 5th, 2008|09:05 pm]
It's time for another batch of reviews! Including...











Also: got a new phone, just started jogging, its fun torturing the cat, the trailer for Battle Raper 2 never fails to entertain, and finally, forum drama comes home!

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=605
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The Cat Is Not Dead Yet [Jul. 31st, 2008|11:14 pm]
- Found a new best bar ever!
- And got some great relationship advice.
- Said goodbye to "that guy".
- Chilled with the Rock Band crew!
- And played Mirror’s Edge without throwing up!
- Plus, the Family Guy of video games. Kinda.



http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=604
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Germans Take Their Water Slides VERY Seriously [Jul. 28th, 2008|01:36 pm]
Forgot to pass this along last night, and I know everyone is generally busy on Mondays, though if you have time to kill, I can help fill it!

- Which new character in Soul Calibur 4 am I most excited about? Mary Poppins of course!
- Crash Man doesn't want to kill Mega Man, he just wants to fuck him?
- God do I ever love professional wrestling.
- Yes, I still think New York City pizza, for the most part, absolutely sucks.
- Try imagining what a cat with no face looks like, and the real thing is about ten thousands time scarier than ANYTHING you can come up with.
- And then you have the pics...

























- Plus this is just still simply brilliant...



http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=603
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New Cat GET! [Jul. 27th, 2008|02:50 am]
Katie and I got a cat! Her name is Josie. And she is awesome!





Also...

- Saw The Dark Knight. And it too was awesome. But is it better than the first Tim Burton Batman? Well, let's not get crazy now.
- And the new Watchmen movie is going to be as good as possible. Meaning not very good.
- Whereas Tron 2 has the potential to be fucking kick-ass.
- Plus, I can't drink milk anymore. :(

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=602
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Some Good Old Fashioned Erotic Golden Girls Fan-Fic [Jul. 23rd, 2008|09:45 am]
Since I've been updating my site so late the past couple of times, I've forgotten to pass along links, so for those who missed them the first time around...

- FINALLY got a podcast out the door. And...
- Time for keeping it short(er) and (theoretically) sweet(er)?
- Nothing says "I love you" more than a body-slam.
- Some asshole tried to jack my shit at the beach!
- And went to the Siren Fest and didn't check out a single goddamn band (eh, it's all indie bullshit anyway).
- Then later that night, a kitty stroke!
- Played the Too Human demo... Christ it sucks.

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=600

- So I guess the PSPhone is finally on it's way?
- Dead Rising for Wii, despite not looking all that hot, might actually be playable!
- Seriously, the next big thing in chiptunes is finally here.
- Also seriously, that stupid looking cheerleading game from Namco is actually neat!
- And what about Spore? lulz
- Feminists are all upset over the upcoming game Fat Princess. Gee, I wonder why.
- "In Dark Room Sex Game, the player works with his or her partner to find a mutual rhythm, then speeds up gradually until climax. In four-player “orgy” mode, players swap partners randomly and compete to reach orgasm the fastest."
- The guy who created Rez + the guy who directed Hard Boiled = ???
- And...

... from the guy that brought you Tempest 2000 and Space Giraffe (which btw is an AWESOME game, screw the haters):



... Mega Man 7, re-done for the NES:



... Some new Wii RPG that has ghosts and is all animu:



... And the latest hotness from Meat Bun:



http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=601
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E3 Day 3: So Yeah... Sonic The Werewolf. Awesome. [Jul. 17th, 2008|04:15 am]


... lulz.

Plus, I got to check out a bunch of games at Microsoft's E3 in NYC event, including Fable 2, Lips, Braid, Castle Crashers, Geometry Wars 2, and Galaga Legion... game of the year? Quite possibly, I shit you not!

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=599
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E3 Day 2: "This is what you get for letting Sony suffer third place." [Jul. 16th, 2008|03:58 am]
- Sony just keeps making things more and more complicated...
- fl0wer simply looks amazing...
- Okay, still no real-deal lightsaber game? wtf
- They're actually releasing Rhythm Tengoku Gold in America? Sweet...
- And Sambo de Amigo for the Wii is actually really good.
- Finally, back to the real world... Katie and I might be getting a cat!

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=598
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E3 Day 1!/Time For Reviews Day 1! [Jul. 15th, 2008|04:25 am]
Since day two is about to technically start very soon, how about a few highlights from yesterday?

- "Thanks for selling out your fanbase S-E." LOL
- Can Galaga pull off another Pac Man?
- Time for Xbox 360 Miis. Yay.
- And zombie bikers? YES.

Plus, I review the following...







http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=597
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"BROOKLYN JEFF YOU’RE A DINOSAUR" [Jul. 14th, 2008|07:10 pm]
Before getting into E3...

- Knight Rider fans, this is the GPS unit for you!
- Hey New York, get ready for ANOTHER attempt at a major trade show.
- Boris was pretty neat.
- A British Jew for Jesus.
- “Lion King, eat my cunt.”
- A pair of Peruvian ninjas?!
- Sakuran is easily the best movie based on a manga about prostitutes from historical Japan that you will ever see.

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=596
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And that was BEFORE the human chair started peeing in the faces of the club-goers! [Jul. 10th, 2008|12:28 pm]


The just passed New York Asian Film Fest was most definitely amazing. Also...

- Nothing but hot dogs for the 4th of July, and about $100 worth of instant ramen, curry, and beef bowls immediately afterwards.
- Was gonna get an iPhone tomorrow, but I guess not! Also, once again, AT&T can just fuck themselves.
- Mega Man 9? Yes! Persona 4? YES. Thunder Force 6?! YES PLEASE!!!
- What will Katie say next time in her sleep?

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=595
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"15 year old girl vs 15 year old baby!" [Jul. 3rd, 2008|11:25 am]






http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=594
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"Because sometimes a dead person comes back as a master of kung fu." [Jun. 24th, 2008|11:21 pm]






Well the New York Asian Film Fest jump started this past Friday, and here's what you've missed & what you should most definitely should check out (especially The Shadow Spirit... holy shit, that movie was AMAZING)...

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=593

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/2008/06/column_cinema_pixeldiso_new_yo.php
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"Kept you waiting, huh?" [Jun. 18th, 2008|10:13 pm]
- So I met Mr. Metal Gear Solid, and all I got were these crummy shirts.
- My Pokemans just LOVE me!
- I can play first person shooters without throwing up! YES!!!
- I'd be rocking out to Rock Band for the Wii this very second if not for the fact that...
- And the New York Asian Film Fest 08 starts this weekend!

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=592
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Beware... The Bear Bear! [Jun. 12th, 2008|11:32 am]
- So MoCCA 08 turned out pretty okay, all things considered.
- It's almost time for some more Subway Cinema!
- Worst. Air. Conditioner. Ever.
- And yeah, I want the new iPhone too.
- Super Street Fighter II Turbo Heigh Res Remix Alpha With Mint was, as expected, kinda weird...
- But at least the Ghostbusters game is shaping up really nice!
- The very sudden storm.
- And I am now a friend of the Hard Gay family!















http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=591
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MOCCA UPDATE! [Jun. 7th, 2008|01:08 am]
There's been a change in plans! Myself, Katie, and Hilary will actually be on the first floor, and not on the seventh as stated previously! Can't explain the change, nor are we complaining! We should be in the first room that everyone enters when they first arrive. And if anyone has any trouble finding us still, there's always the floor plan found in the programming book, both onsite and online. So see you all then!
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The Bumpy Road To MoCCA Art Fest 08 [Jun. 6th, 2008|09:42 am]
Well with the big show going down in, holy crap, about 24 hours at this point(!), time to go over the week that was, including...

- So no podcast this week once again, as originally planned. What's the reason this time? I guess it's sorta my fault...
- And not only will there be no HARVEST at MoCCA (not the this Star Wars one that I just found out about, but you know, MY HARVEST), but not at SPX either, more than likely. :(
- Speaking of Star Wars, at least I finally have the green-light to talk about playing as Vader and Yoda in Soul Calibur 4!
- And mark my words: Deadly Creatures will be one of the Wii games to look out for this winter.
- Amy Winehouse and Donkey Kong?
- Hey, every episode of Starcade, online!!!
- "dear internet: get a haircut and get a real job."
- As some folks know, I have nothing but wretched luck with it comes to mail delivery. Well, now hear exactly why my mail carrier hates my fucking guts!
- Also...







- Finally, Kojima is coming to town next week, and most importantly, UNIQLO is bringing those hawt MGS4 shirts too!

http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=590
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Where Has The Time Gone? [Jun. 1st, 2008|10:07 pm]
So I was gonna pass this along last night, when it was more timely, but wouldn't you know... right after I updated my journal, my site went down, and instead of waiting for it to go back up, I just said fuck it. But now that it's up...

Yesterday marked my site's four year anniversary! Hooray indeed. So to celebrate, another meaty update, despite the fact that it's not been the best of weeks.

- Got sick again. And now I officially have no more health insurance. Damn.
- I was also in Japan around this time, last year, and I really miss the place.
- Also, MoCCA is coming up, and not only do I not have a new installment of UNLUCKY on-hand, but no HARVEST either. :(
- Plus, Indiana Jones 4 sucked in my opinion, but that's not the worst thing in the world.
- At least Travis Nichols stayed over for a few days! That was fun.
- And been playing plenty of Xbox 360...
- Though I'm not playing any Wii Fit, despite the fact that I would really love to.
- But at least I can finally play Super Mario RPG, Starfox, Mega Man X, UN Squadron, and Rocky and Rocky on my Wii if I wanted to!
- Tetris the game show?
- Other than Lost Winds, I'm sorry, but WiiWare is kind of a joke.
- Oh Gina...
- A fight club in UNION SQUARE?!?!
- Man babies.
- And...















- Also...

If you like Metal Gear Solid and Lupin:




When it comes to video games, us Koreans are HARDCORE:



SEXUALITY!



And guys will totally love, while girls will totally cringe at this Wii Fit vid:



http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=589

... BTW the second, and "for real" recording session for the podcast earlier today went really well! Though this time Mike & I clocked in at over two hours. But it's two hours of good stuff! Okay, maybe an hour... so the editing begins.
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